we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
These tits shall not be calmed
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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