So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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