she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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