perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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