i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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