At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
send nudes
from the living room?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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