you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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