But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
