do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
there was a trapeze. enough said
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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