his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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