Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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