The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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