I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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