I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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