He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize