Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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