I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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