Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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