Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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