You're so nebulous sometimes
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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