But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
