you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I need a burrito and a hug.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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