uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Actions speak louder than pants.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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