I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
