Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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