; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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