At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Your dad touched me again.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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