no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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