did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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