It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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