She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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