so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
These tits shall not be calmed
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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