We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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