i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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