Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
grandma shit on top of the toilet
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
and she was petting her beer can
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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