Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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