sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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