I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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