He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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