I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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