I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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