Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Randomize
