one two three fourrrrnication!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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