Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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