Fine. I'll sleep in my office
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
These tits shall not be calmed
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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