How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
