oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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