There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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