i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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