Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
