I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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