The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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