She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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