U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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