none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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