Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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