he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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