READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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