You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
