some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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